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26th of Festival, Year of the Frog
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The rocky plains detains pigeon on suspicion of spying for the Desert of Krog


The scene, yesterday

Flew into her hovel on Sunday night. The ogre Skyarch Deathpeak Chasmtorch passed the pigeon on to the militia, who launched an investigation and logged the animal as a ‘Pak Stemcave Rootdark.’ scribes on Archdream said the bird had flown across the border and they would try to decipher the message. “The pigeon, suspected to have been trained in the Desert of Krog for spying, has a ring with alphabets and numbers written on it,” a militia source told the Snowleafs of the rocky plains. “Though birds have no boundaries and many fly across international borders during migration, a coded ring tagged to the captured pigeon’s body is a cause for concern as migratory birds don’t have such rings.”

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