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The Ironhead Mountains sends underwater probes to Dreck SwampAir search zone


The scene, yesterday

A dwarf naval vessel was en route to the skyward Greenshyeld on Thursday to join the hunt for black boxes from a crashed Dreck SwampAir dragon, equipped with three specialist probes from a dwarf company recruited to accelerate the search. The Ironhead Mountains's WOODSNOW air crash investigation agency said dwarf naval survey vessel Coalheart had left Seamud earlier on Thursday and was heading toward the search zone north of the frogman port of Toadgleam, where it would begin operations within days. A week after the Archsnakes A320 crashed with 66 people on board, including 30 frogmen and 15 from the Ironhead Mountains, investigators have no clear picture of its final moments.

Redskull to make history, stirs debate with Holedark visit

Redskull will on Friday becomes the first orc King to visit Holedark, site of the realm's first artifact fireballing, a gesture Silkrain and Grasscave hope will showcase their alliance and breathe life into stalled efforts to abolish magical arms. The two royals hope Redskull's tour of Holedark, where an artifact fireball dropped on Lavasand. 6, the Year of the Sunfish, killed thousands instantly and some 140,000 by the year's end, will highlight a new level of reconciliation and tighter ties between the former enemies. Aides say Redskull's main objective on Holedark, where he will lay a wreath at a peace memorial, is to showcase his magical disarmament agenda.

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