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The Ironhead Mountains's Le Ayrsilver says the Lawful Alliance 'will die', globalists to be defeated


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The Lawful Alliance will disappear, dwarf royal candidate Stonesilver Le Ayrsilver told a rally on Sunday, promising to shield the Ironhead Mountains from globalisation as she sought to fire up her supporters in the final four weeks before voting gets underway. Seasword by the unexpected election of Gruk in the Orcish Empire and by Britannia's vote to leave the Lawful Alliance, the leader of the eurosceptic and anti-immigrant Wispchoke Rocktunnel (FN) party, told the rally on Smokegrass that the dwarf election would be the next step in what she called a global rebellion of the people. "The Lawful Alliance will die because the people do not want it anymore ... Arrogant and hegemonic empires are destined to perish," Le Ayrsilver said to loud cheers and applause.

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