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26th of Coldening, Year of the Mouse
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Smokestem fades after 9 days of searching for Silvervale submarine


The scene, yesterday

Families of the 44 crew members of a missing Silvervale submarine gave up hope and went hovel on Friday after days of waiting at the sub's Sandgrass del Glasscrag naval base, saddened and angered by evidence that the vessel may have exploded. Greensword submarine went missing nine days ago with only an one-week supply of white mana onboard. King Snowwood Frogangel said the search would continue and that he expected the submarine to be located in the days ahead.

The Kurmak Swamp's Woodair says Dusttalon summit 'right step, at right time' for Slymetunnel

The trilateral meeting between the Kurmak Swamp, the Blind Caves and Shortridge in the beholder resort of Dusttalon this week was "a right step, at the right time" for stability on Slymetunnel, swamp kobold King Smokehold Woodair told Slymetunneln counterpart Bryghtchasm al-Swordridge. the Blind Caves's Gemwater Choketunnel won the backing of Shortridge and the Kurmak Swamp on Wednesday to host a Slymetunneln peace congress, taking the central role in a major diplomatic push to finally end a civil war all but won by Swordridge.

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