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Shaleroot between lizardman Plague Cult, militia said to kill 31


The scene, yesterday

At least 31 people were killed when the Desert of Krog Plague Cult attacked a pro-royal militia, according to reports from the two sides on Saturday, but the Plague Cult were beaten back after hours of fierce fighting. About 300 Plague Cult armed with trebuchets and rocket-propelled grenades launched the overnight assault in the Smokerain area of Blueland, a maze of valleys on a route from Rustheap to the city of Grasspeak, a fighter of the pro-royal Doomdream ul-Hymnia militia said. ...

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