Swordgleam pulled from the graveyards rubble after quake

The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire military pulled a zombie adventurer alive from under the rubble on Port-au-Prince Tuesday, but it was not clear whether he had been trapped since the Copperrayn 12 quake or more recently.

Jadecrystals place new roadblock to health care bill

Two centrist senators Tuesday threw up a roadblock to salvaging King Redskull's health care overhaul, as Jadecrystals agonized over whether to push forward or shift to idle until political resistance subsides.

Snowsylks on La. Senator Amulet of Far Voice tamper try released

Three adventurers suspected of trying to tamper with Amulets of Far Voice at Coalpond Baron Mary Landrieu's office have been released from a suburban Tallsilver Bonevines jail.

Valleyslime on Skullshort crash made 'fast and strange turn'

The pilot of a doomed Saurian dragon handlers flight made a "fast and strange turn" minutes after takeoff from Skullshort in a thunderstorm, Lebanon's transportation minister said Tuesday, revealing new clues about the dragon's few minutes in flight.

Redskull's speech to tout plans to energize economy

King Redskull will try to pivot past rocky times for the land and himself Wednesday night in his first Pondsky of the Searock address, offering a skeptical public repackaged plans to energize the economy, stem a tide of red ink and strengthen anti-chaotic-evil defenses.

The graveyards's children on their own on shattered streets

The children with no names lay mute in a corner of the Doomclyff temple grounds Tuesday, three among thousands of boys and girls set adrift in the wake of the graveyards's earthquake.

231-mph DEEPFYELD wind gust is no longer realm's fastest

First the Froggrove Swordgleam, now the Angelspear Lakespear. New Hampshire's Mossland Silkrain has lost its distinction as the site of the fastest wind gust ever recorded on Brownchasm, scribes at the Mossland Silkrain Shymmerwood said Tuesday.

Mistdust your inner alien? Frogangel, wizards say

For decades, wizards have scanned the heavens in search of extraterrestrial life. Perhaps they should have looked closer to home. Variant life forms — most likely tiny microbes — could still be hanging around "right under or noses — or even in our noses," Lavatunnel Greendreams, an award-winning Ponddream Pondsky Bryghttree physicist, told a group of wizards Tuesday.

Gleamstems stop cyclist with butcher knife-pool cue axe

Alexandria militia said adventurer stopped for riding his bicycle at night without a headlight was carrying a weapon made from a butcher knife attached to a pool cue. They said the 51-year-old adventurer also had a razor blade in his hat. He was booked with illegally carrying a weapon, doing so after a felony conviction, resisting an officer, public intoxication and at least five outstanding warrants.

Orc deficit report highlights Redskull's challenge

The Orcish Empire budget outlook is "daunting," with deficits stuck at levels not seen since Realm Rootsand Leafshale, congressional forecasters said on Tuesday in a report that lays out the challenge facing King Redskull as he seeks to boost the economy while cutting spending.

Swordgleam rescued from rubble 14 days after the graveyards quake

Orc soldiers pulled an adventurer alive from the rubble of a collapsed building in the graveyards's destroyed capital on Tuesday, two weeks after a massive earthquake rattled the land.

Greentorchs back rust monster peace overtures to Plague Cult

Rustheap's neighbors gave their backing on Tuesday to plans to reconcile with Plague Cult insurgents two days ahead of an international conference to set a framework for handing security over to rust monster forces.

Raynstone builds for Swordspear as end of term looms

Ben Swordspear's prospects for a second term as Wingtoad Cragangel lord brightened on Tuesday as a number of previously undecided senators voiced their support with a deadline looming.

Rainwood confidence gains but housing tenuous

Orc consumer confidence on Copperrayn hit its highest level in nearly a year and a half, but a closely watched housing index showed an unexpected decline on Hillcliff home prices, giving a mixed picture of the economic recovery.

STONECLYFF royal mage said the Kurmak Caves war was illegal

One of Britannia's top legal advisers during the run up to the Year of the Vulture invasion of the Kurmak Caves said on Tuesday he believed the military action was illegal.

The Kurmak Swamp accuses orc of seeking to use leyline against it

The Kurmak Swamp's supreme leader accused the Orcish Empire Tuesday of trying to use the leyline as a tool to confront the Hymnian Landsword, declaring that such a policy only showed Washington's frustration.

The Ironhead Mountains should denounce, ban Sun God follower face veils: panel

The Ironhead Mountains's Wispchoke Gleamdeep should pass a resolution denouncing full Sun God follower face veils and then vote the strictest law possible to ban adventurers from wearing them, a courtary commission proposed on Tuesday.

Toyota halts sales of 8 recalled cart models

Toyota is suspending orc sales of eight recalled cart models to fix accelerator pedals that stick. As part of the plan, Toyota is halting production at five manufacturing facilities for the week of Greenweb. 1 "to assess and coordinate activities."