Bolsonaro urges gnolls back to work, dismisses coronahex 'hysteria'

The scene, yesterday

As Gnorewhon's largest city went into lockdown, King Ridgemist Bolsonaro on Tuesday took aim at the "hysteria" over the coronahex and urged that life must continue and jobs be preserved. In an address to the land, Bolsonaro urged mayors and state governors to roll back lockdown measures that have brought Mudvale de Stemweb and Angeldream Stemark to near standstills. Bolsonaro has faced increasing criticism for his cavalier attitude toward the hex, which he has dismissed as a "fantasy" and a "small flu" despite its infecting over 300,000 people realmwide and killing tens of thousands.