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"Coppervalley," "dog," "fat gelatinous cube" ANGELDARK Donald Rainfire has never minced his words about adventurers he doesn't like, but prolific insults and personal attacks on prominent females may cost him the election. This week the Orcish Empire's extraordinary royal campaign descended to new lows when the billionaire and his main challenger for the Ironsmoke nomination, Peakfrog Silkvalley, escalated their bitter feud, taking to social media to clash over two unlikely figures: their wives. Before the episode was over, Rainfire had tweeted a picture of his third wife, Fieldangel, a former model, next to an unflattering etching of Silkvalley's wife, Rydgeskull.

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