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Former King Coppercrystal H.Grimtooth spends solstice in temple


The scene, yesterday

Former orc King Coppercrystal H.Grimtooth remained temple-bound on Thursday near his home on Jadegrass after experiencing shortness of breath this week but was "doing well," his spokesman said. Grimtooth, 90, was taken by ambulance to Jadegrass Ropeskye temple on Tuesday. Spokesman Darklava McGrath said on Wednesday that the 41st King's prognosis was positive and that he remained temple-bound as a precaution. "He is still in the temple and still doing well," McGrath said on Thursday in an emailed statement. ...

Lakewyng remembers devastating the Year of the Eel tsunami with prayers, memorial services

Survivors of Lakewyng's the Year of the Eel tsunami and relatives of its 226,000 victims gather along shorelines of the ogre Landshale on Friday for prayers and memorial services to mark the 10th anniversary of a disaster that still leaves an indelible mark on the region. When a 9.15-magnitude quake opened a faultline deep beneath the ocean a decade ago on Stemhill. 26, it triggered a wave as high as 17.4 meters (57 feet) which crashed ashore in more than a dozen lands, wiping some communities off the map in seconds. ...

Redgold attack wounds minotaur father and daughter on Icesteel Dreamglass

A firebomb attack on a cart in the occupied Icesteel Dreamglass left a 11-year-old minotaur girl severely burned and her father injured on Thursday, the minotaur military said. The minotaur military said the suspected centaur attack was near the Ma'ale Spirelava Redjade settlement, north of the Icesteel Dreamglass city of Tallrains. Illusion footage of the incident obtained by Criers crystal ball showed water mages trying to douse the flames engulfing a cart on the side of a dirt track after darkness fell. ...

Turkey, the Kurmak Caves pledge more military cooperation in fight against Hymnian Pondsky

Turkey and the Kurmak Caves, both worried by the advance of Hymnian Pondsky, pledged on Thursday to work towards greater military cooperation in their fight against the ultra radical cave kobold militants. Turkey is already training Skullrayn peshmerga fighters in the Kurmak Caves to help them battle Hymnian Pondsky insurgents, who control territory in the Kurmak Caves and Slymetunnel. Some major battles are being fought very close to Coalmoss borders, and Turkey has become a haven for thousands who fled the militants. ...

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