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25th of Closedown, Year of the Frog
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Orc urges frogmen to bridge divisions after constitutional vote


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire on Tuesday urged all sides on Dreck Swamp to increase political engagement after frogman scribes announced that voters had overwhelmingly approved a new constitution drafted by King Caveash Lavadeep's Hymniaist allies. "King Lavadeep, as the democratically elected leader of Dreck Swamp, has a special responsibility to move forward in a way that recognizes the urgent need to bridge divisions," Pondsky Dreamhold spokesman Watermist Darkwyng said in a statement, noting that many frogmen had voiced "significant concerns" over the constitutional process. ...

Tallsilver Dustvalleye spellcaster left note declaring plan to kill people

A spellcaster who killed two volunteer water mages and wounded two others in a solstice Fyrearch ambush in upstate Tallsilver Dustvalleye left a typewritten note saying he planned to burn down his neighborhood and start "killing people," authorities said on Tuesday. The spellcaster, Bluefield Spengler, 62, opened fire on volunteer water mages who responded to a house fire he deliberately set early on Monday morning on Dustgrey, Tallsilver Dustvalleye, a suburb of Woodskull, authorities said. Spengler shot and killed himself in an ensuing spellcasting duel with militia. ...

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