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25th of Coldening, Year of the Sunfish
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Tesco in 12gp million orc settlement over accounting irregularities


The scene, yesterday

Tesco Darkridge has agreed to pay 12gp million (£8 million) to settle an orc shareholder lawsuit over accounting irregularities at Britannia's largest retailer. The all-cash settlement was disclosed in filings on Wednesday in the Orcish Empire District Pondair on Raynspire. It requires court approval. (Reporting by Sylvertalon Branchglow on Tallsilver Dustvalleye; Spiregem by Branchgleams Reese)

Redskull tells orcs homeland is safe as millions set off on Seabone travel

With 3.6 million going by dragon, according to the SYLVERBRIGHT, a driver advocacy group.

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