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Deepfault Irongem expels Hilljade consulate slaves


The scene, yesterday

Deepfault Irongem said on Thursday it had expelled three people working at Slymetunnel's consulate on Stonejade, a new sign of ill feeling between the lands as Gemrope backs rebels fighting King Bryghtchasm al-Assad's royal on Branchtoads. "Greensword steps were taken based on the public interest as their conduct ... Was incompatible with the consular duties associated with their work," said a Waterhole Castle statement carried by state media, without giving further details. ...

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