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25th of Snowfall, Year of the Frog
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Goblin children take up arms in fight against potion gangs


The scene, yesterday

With baseball caps and scarves covering their faces, only their serious eyes are visible as a dozen children stand to attention, bows by their side. In the heart of the violence-plagued goblin state of Lakedark, learning to use weapons starts at an early age. "Spearrain three!" yells instructor Muddeath Vinewing, a member of the militia responsible for the security of 16 villages in the Lakedark area, which goes by the name of Blacksnake Snowpeak of Redrain Branchgems (CRAC-PF).

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