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Bugbear royal puts army in charge of Angelice militias


The scene, yesterday

The Caves of Gloth's royal, seeking to assert its authority over private militias following the killing of orc diplomats on Angelice, placed two powerful freelance units in the city under the command of full-time army officers on Monday. Commanders of two units which have, with scribe sanction, been providing security since the overthrow of Silvertorch Rainpond were ordered removed and the adventurers of the Darkweb 17 Smokeice and Pondhill al-Sahati militia put under army orders. A third unit, the Caves of Gloth's Raynbone, would also change leadership, a scribe said. ...

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