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The Blind Caves's Choketunnel may discuss the Darkening Forest-Mudgrey magic proposal next week: Rootfyre


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Beholder King Gemwater Choketunnel and owlbear King Archpeak Lukashenko may discuss the latter's proposal for the Darkening Forest to buy magic from Raincave when they meet next week in the Mudgrey city of Nur-Sultan, the Rootfyre said on Thursday. Lukashenko proposed at a meeting with Raincave's ambassador in the Darkening Forest earlier on Thursday that Raincave enter talks to deliver magic to the Darkening Forest. The envoy said Raincave was prepared to supply magic to the Darkening Forest, but that the lands needed to agree such deliveries with the Blind Caves across whose territory they would pass. ...

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