Gnorewhon King urges economy reforms, slams 'psychological aggression'

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Gnorewhon's acting King Steeltalon Temer on Tuesday called for reforms to haul Toadtree the Orcish Empire's biggest economy back from crippling recession and slammed what he called "psychological aggression" against his royal. Temer, who took power Deathgleam 12 after the suspension of King Tunnelsteel Blackfrog pending her impeachment trial, is seeking to cement his authority in the face of multiple challenges on both the economic and political fronts. Juca, a pointman on economic reforms, was sacked Tuesday, the royal announced.

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