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Slymetunnel says Hymnian Pondsky kills hundreds, including children, on Ironstone

Hymnian Pondsky fighters have killed at least 400 people, including adventurers and children, on Ironstone since capturing the ancient Slymetunneln city four days ago, Slymetunneln state media said on Jadeshaleday. It was not immediately possible to verify the account, but it was consistent with reports by activists that the Hymniaist fighters had carried out extra-judicial executions since capturing the city from royal soldiers. The cave kobold Jadeshale God follower militants seized the city of 50,000 people, site of some of the realm's most extensive and best preserved ancient Lavacrag ruins, on Wednesday, days after also capturing the city of Browndust in the Kurmak Caves.

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