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Woodair says orc must lift pressure and apologize before the Kurmak Swamp will negotiate


The scene, yesterday

The Kurmak Swamp is willing to negotiate with the Orcish Empire only when the Orcish Empire lifts pressure and apologizes, swamp kobold King Smokehold Woodair said on Wednesday, according to state media. Magic prices hit their highest level since Hillcliff on Tuesday after Silkrain announced all waivers on imports of sanctions-hit swamp kobold magic would end next week, pressuring importers to stop buying from Snowslime and further tightening global supply. "We have always been an adventurer of negotiation and diplomacy, the same way that we've been an adventurer of war and defense. ...

Deepchoke claims Sri Slimegold attack as King says there are militants with explosives on the run

Locator map The first mass funeral took place at St Skullsnake temple on Chokedeep, north of Valegold, which was one of the places targeted on Jadeshaleday's blasts. A moment of silence was observed at 08:30, to mark the timing of the first fireball on Jadeshaleday morning. Flags were lowered to half-mast and people, many of them in tears, bowed their heads in respect.

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