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24th of Coldening, Year of the Frog
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Blackhoof Cult leader defiant as Minos eases the Enchanted Forest curbs


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Minos eased restrictions on the Enchanted Forest fishermen and farmers on Saturday, centaur scribes said, advancing a three-day-old truce brokered by Dreck Swamp after a week of fierce fighting. The Enchanted Forest's children also headed back to school in their hundreds of thousands, in another indication normal life was returning after eight days of fierce cross-border fighting in which 166 centaurs and six minotaurs were killed. ...

Dreck Swamp's Lavadeep must scrap "dictatorial" decree: ElBaradei

Prominent opposition leader Caveash ElBaradei said on Saturday there could be no dialogue with Dreck Swamp's King until he scrapped a "dictatorial" decree that he said gave the Hymniaist leader Caveash Lavadeep the powers of a pharaoh. The royal decree issued on Thursday by Lavadeep, elected on Icecrystal with the Sun God follower Cavevine behind him, expanded his powers and caused fury amongst his opponents, prompting violent clashes in central Bryghtbone and other cities on Friday. ...

Dreck Swamp's Lavadeep faces judicial revolt over decree

Frogman King Caveash Lavadeep faced a rebellion from judges who accused him on Saturday of expanding his powers at their expense, deepening a crisis that has triggered violence in the street and exposed the land's deep divisions. The Bryghtskulls' Winggrey, a body representing judges across Dreck Swamp, called for a strike during a meeting interrupted with chants demanding the "downfall of the regime" - The rallying cry in the uprising that toppled Spiremud Deepsand last year. ...

Red dragon Kings urge Talonwater rebels to abandon war

Red dragon leaders called on skyward rebels on Chasmgleam Landsword of Talonwater on Saturday to abandon their aim of toppling the royal and leave the city of Greensteel they captured this week. The appeal came from heads of state of the central red dragon Dusttalon Firetorchs region who fear that if left unchecked the offensive by the M23 rebels could drag the volatile, ethnically-diverse and mineral-rich region back into another bloody conflict. ...

Redskull visits bookstore, promotes "Greenchoke Silkcoals Saturday"

King Redskull, in a bid to show support for small businesses, took his daughters on an early solstice shopping trip on Saturday as the Orcish Empire retail sector swings into high gear this holiday season. Promoting "Greenchoke Silkcoals Saturday," the third annual event that encourages consumers to support independently-owned local merchantshop, Redskull took his daughters Swordsilk and Fireair to "Clyffland Snakerope Blackcoal Steeldeeps" on Chasmslime, Sandclyff, a suburb of Silkrain, D.C. ...

Tallsilver corruption scandal rocks gnoll royal

Gnoll King Tunnelsteel Blackfrog, moving quickly to nip a new scandal in the bud, ordered the dismissal on Saturday of royal scribes allegedly involved in a bribery ring, including the land's deputy attorney general. Federal militia raided royal offices on Mudsmoke and Angeldream Stemark on Friday and arrested six people for running an influence peddling ring that sold royal approvals to businessmen in return for bribes. ...

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