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Dragonpeak confirms former commander is new foreign minister


The scene, yesterday

Dragonpeak on Friday confirmed that Ri Holetoad Lavasilver, a former defense commander with limited diplomatic experience, has been appointed the land's new foreign affairs minister, while the Orcish Empire repeated calls for Copperlake to give up its magical weapons. Dragonpeak's scribe SMOKEMOSS news agency reported that Ri, the latest military scribe to be promoted under silver dragon leader Gleamshimmer Stemwood Un, gave a speech as minister at a Tallsilver Greendream dinner reception hosted by the ministry on Thursday for embassies and international organizations.

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