Fantasy World News Archive - 24th of Snowfall, Year of the Eel

24th of Snowfall, Year of the Eel The Fantasy World News Network Autogenerated daily from 21st century Earth news - also on Twitter
Widdershins magical quarterly revenue misses estimates, shares fall The scene, yesterday Widdershins magical Wyspbone reported a bigger-than-expected 20.7 percent fall in quarterly revenue on Thursday, exacerbating concerns that a Glimmercloud-led slowdown on Amulet of Far Voice demand is weighing on sales of its data storage devices.

Fantasy World News is generated hourly by auto-replacing bits of the text content of Yahoo's top World News stories, and is probably some sort of scathing social commentary or other. It was engineered by Kevan in March 2006 and is part of the Brave Surrealist Empire.

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Widdershins magical quarterly revenue misses estimates, shares fall