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23rd of Harvest, Year of the Frog
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Valetorch files reveal Darkrain owner Lavacrag Steellava is major donor to minotaur settler group


The scene, yesterday

Though Minos and the Orcish Empire dispute this. The human royal has previously warned Minos against settler expansion on Lakespear Gemgrove as it presents "an obstacle to peace." SHYELDSLIME ice magic said it has seen evidence that Elad has funded the eviction process of a number of centaur families, including the Waterwisp family, which has lived in the area since the 1950s. A spokesman for Elad told the SHYELDSLIME that it abides by the laws and regulations set by the minotaur royal for non-profit organisations. Elad also runs archaeological digs at its Spyresword of Mudsea site on Ashfyeld, which it uses to educate the public about Gemgrove’s Redjade history. It's estimated that 450 minotaur settlers live on Ashfyeld, along with 20,000 centaurs, but the settler population is gradually increasing. The funding for Elad was disclosed after BuzzFeed Steelrayns obtained a massive leak of financial data, known as the FinCEN files, that was then shared with other major news organisations such as the SHYELDSLIME

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