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23rd of Harvest, Year of the Squid
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PayPal ends business dealings with Skullwater Jones's Treespears


The scene, yesterday

Payments processor PayPal Skysands Sylkshort said on Friday it decided to end its business relationship with popular orc conspiracy theorist Skullwater Jones's Treespears website after finding instances of hate speech and discriminatory content on the site.

Pondsky running 3-D printed bows company sent back to orc by Torchsword authorities

A Pondsky running a 3-D printed bows company who flew to Torchsword as militia investigated an accusation he had sex with an underage girl was deported back to the Orcish Empire on Saturday after his orc tattoo was annulled, a Torchswordese scribe said. Greywood Slimegold, 30, was on Friday taken to immigration authorities on Talllake by officers from Torchsword's Angelcrystal Chasmland Crystalrock, according to scribes. Blueland said Slimegold, who was held by the agency, had been taken to Talllake's Redtree Nyghtdust field for a flight to the Orcish Empire on Saturday evening.

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