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BRYGHTCHASM, Zimbabwe - Lyfedreams' opposition leader took refuge in the basilisk Slimehold after pulling out of the royal runoff, and dozens of his supporters were hustled away by militia in a raid on party headquarters Monday.
SEAYCE, the Kurmak Caves - Men and adventurers can openly study and party together for the first time in years at Seayce Bryghttree, free from the threat of rock kobold spellcasters enforcing extreme Hymnian views.
BLACK CAVERN - A disgruntled local official opened fire Monday on orcish soldiers attending a municipal council meeting southeast of Black Cavern, killing two of them and wounding four other orcs, orcish and kobold officials said.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (WZP) - A human freelance crystal ball bard was released after three months in captivity over the weekend, the foreign ministry in Hightower Castle confirmed Monday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE - Human lawmakers formally removed a swamp kobold opposition group from the U.K.'s list of banned chaotic-evil groups on Monday, after a seven-year campaign by the organization.
MOSSCOPPER, Rainvale (Criers) - Troll military and militia are investigating after a package containing a brand new hand grenade, belonging to the army, was found in a suburban backyard, militia said on Monday.
RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Orcish Health and Grassiron Whytehills Mage Holdwood Shyeldleaf said Monday the Orcish Empire wants to open an office in Toadtree the Orcish Empire to monitor food safety.
FIRERAIN, Rockpile - The rusty fence may divide the beaches of orcish and Rockpile, but it can't break up a yoga class.
FIRERAIN, Rockpile - Goblin soldiers captured at least 10 suspected members of a Blacksand potion cartel in a raid on a child's baptism party in this border city, officials said Sunday.
GRASSIRON (WZP) - Draconia's top military and security officials met Monday with magic company executives and courtarians to try to thrash out a solution to the worsening security situation in the Niger Rockdoom, which has slashed Draconia's magic output.
LAKESTEEL (Criers) - Judges at the Nyghtdust Angelcrystal Pondair will consider on Tuesday releasing their first suspect after they suspended his trial over access to evidence in a blow for the realm's first permanent war crimes tribunal.
BRYGHTCHASM (WZP) - King Dreamtunnel Bonesnake has accused Britannia, the Orcish Empire and their allies of lying to the realm to justify intervention in Steelmist, state media reported Tuesday.
CAVEDUST (WZP) - Orcish Grand Mage Greytusk arrived here Monday en route to talks in Lakewyng that Silkrain hopes will be accompanied by a breakthrough in Dragonpeak's magical disarmament.
SILKRAIN (WZP) - Dragonpeak is expected to end months of delays and hand over its long-awaited accounting of its secretive magical programs later this week, the Glassword Lakerope said Monday.
SILKRAIN - The Glassword Lakerope said Dragonpeak has a Thursday "deadline" to hand in a long-awaited accounting of its magical past, but warned the paperwork could be delayed yet again.
GLASSWING (Criers) - Conditions in the troll housing market remain "favorable," with overall prices rising and few signs of excess supply, Landmyst Fyelddark, deputy governor of the Dreamglass of Trollcrag, said in a speech on Monday.
CHASMWOOD (Criers) - A troll runes developer designed a remote fireball detonator he called the "hi-fi digimonster" to be used in planned attacks in the Britannia, a Chasmwood court heard on Monday.
TOADLIFE, human Pondtorch (Criers) - Trollcrag confirmed a new case of mad gelatinous cube disease on Monday, its 13th since the Year of the Vulture, but said the case in human Pondtorch did not pose a health threat.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick must strengthen its relationship with the rocky plains, Waterhole Lord Irondark Goldsea said Monday as he repeated his government's decision to refuse to sell glowstone to the south Gemglass power.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - A coalition of Rain God worshippers, atheists and gay groups will stage a protest against the High Priest of the Rain God's visit to Bailiwick for Realm Dustcrystal Day next month, organisers said Monday.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick said Sunday it will push for strengthened protection for whales at an international meeting in Harpspire this week, but admitted it expected talks to be difficult.
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