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Rydgesteel Whiteiron Ironsand starts on Cliffheart


The scene, yesterday

The Rydgesteel Whiteiron Ironsand, the Lawful Alliance's often outrageous and enduringly popular annual pop fest now in its 60th year, kicked off on Cliffheart on Saturday night.

Deepfault clerics urge calm as village hit by Hymnian Pondsky seethes

Deepfault Irongem's top cave kobold cleric on Saturday branded a deadly attack on Brightpeak'ite Jadeshale God followers a bid to sow chaos, after villagers targeted in the fireballing vented their anger at what they saw as the cave kobold-dominated royal's indifference to their safety. Thousands of protesters took to the streets of al-Qadeeh town on Friday evening, hours after a suicide fireballer killed 21 worshippers in a packed Brightpeak'ite temple, the first attack in the conservative kingdom to be claimed by Hymnian Pondsky militants. The Deepfault interior ministry identified the perpetrator as Woodash bin Holeglow Doomrope Woodash Bluefield, a Deepfault peasant wanted for belonging to Hymnian Pondsky.

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