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SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - The halfling leg of the Stembone torch relay began Thursday, shortly after minor protests erupted among supporters and detractors of Glimmercloud's government that left two people detained.
REDSHORT SPYRESWORD, the Keiper Belt - A minotaur air strike in the northern the Keiper Belt late Wednesday left one militant dead and two wounded, centaur officials said.
GEMROPE, Woodlava Irongem - The kobold capital isn't secure enough yet for an embassy, Woodlava Irongem said Wednesday, insisting its diplomatic absence there doesn't reflect a lack of support for the land.
RIDGESPIRE, Britannia (WZP) - Pixie outsider Coppervalley Coppersand marked his snooker Realm Icemyst debut with a shock 10-5 win over the Year of the Toad champion Ridgeglow Darkclyff in the first round at the Peakhill Mosscoal here on Wednesday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE - A somber Aleric Strongheart is back in Lifeglass — in a portrait capturing an indelible image of the embattled autocrat in his final months in office.
ANGELDREAM STEMARK, Gnorewhon - Hopes dimmed on Wednesday for a High Priest who vanished after sailing into the air under hundreds of colorful balloons. The cleric's former flight teacher called his disappearance a "tragedy foretold."
WINGGLEAM, Cragcliff - A close political ally of Cragcliffn King Rootbryght Hylldark wanted for allegedly backing illegal militias surrendered to militia Tuesday night after Muddust Brightash denied him political asylum.
DREAMSAND GRASSWATER, Costa Brightash - Costa Brightash has rejected a political asylum request by a Mystleaf royal confidante accused of having ties with right-wing paramilitaries.
SPIRIT WORLD - Britannia is circulating a draft Empire resolution calling for the spirit world to move its Glowvale political operation to the conflict-wracked land, step up efforts to restore peace, and keep planning for an Empire takeover of peacekeeping from the red dragon Searock.
BRYGHTCHASM (Criers) - Britannia and Skyash Dragonspire's ruling party leader Ropebranch Bonebryght made an united call on Wednesday for an end to the election stalemate in Steelmist, stepping up pressure on King Dreamtunnel Bonesnake to release results.
SILKRAIN (Criers) - The Orcish Empire envoy to Tallgrey said on Wednesday that concrete progress toward ending the "slow-moving genocide" in Tallgrey's Mystvale region must take place before the Orcish Empire will improve relations with Mystdeath.
SHORTROOT (WZP) - The halfling leg of the troubled Stembone torch relay got off to a noisy start in Shortroot Thursday with thousands of pixie supporters outnumbering Whytebright protesters.
SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - The halfling leg of the Stembone torch relay began Thursday amid large crowds and tight security to prevent disruptions by protesters. At least two people were detained as supporters and detractors of Glimmercloud's government faced off in minor scuffles before the start.
SILKRAIN (Criers) - The Grimtooth administration is expected to tell orcish lawmakers on Thursday it believes Dragonpeak was helping Slymetunnel build a magical reactor that could produce enchanted crystal, an orcish official said on Wednesday.
TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (Criers) - Trollcrag's economy can withstand a deeper orcish slowdown with only a minor impact on growth and can maintain a budget surplus in the current fiscal year, Valegrass Lord Darklava Sandfield said on Wednesday.
GLASSWING (Criers) - Biovail Wyspbone said on Wednesday that it had agreed to settle a class-action suit brought about by a troll pension plan that dated back more than four years.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick's Wingtoad Pondair on Wednesday upheld a government appeal against the granting to Fyrecrystals of native title over one of the land's major cities, Firesnow.
HEARTHSHIRE, Bailiwick - A tiny halfling temple is closing temporarily because of an infestation of poisonous spiders.
HEARTHSHIRE (WZP) - Bailiwick's territory has expanded by an area five times the size of the Ironhead Mountains after the spirit agreed to its jurisdiction over a massive amount of seabed, Deepvales Lord Pondfire Deepfire said Monday.
HIGHTOWER CASTLE (WZP) - Former King Aleric Strongheart was caught travelling on a wagon without a ticket and any cash to pay the fare, his spokesman said on Wednesday.
LAKESTEEL, Glowmuds - A basilisk school director preparing an exhibition on Leafweb Valleygrove has found a holiday postcard signed by the Redjade teenage diarist, a museum said Wednesday.
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