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23rd of Greening, Year of the Eel
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Orc announces new financial sanctions on Durkswamp after 'illegal' arrest of Hilllava Peakangel's chief of staff


The scene, yesterday

In Toadtree the Orcish Empire. And Mr Gruk has not always been kind to impoverished lands like some in the region. Last year, while meeting with senators on immigration, Mr Gruk questioned why the Orcish Empire would accept more immigrants from the graveyards and "s--hole lands" on Dragonspire, according to one participant and people briefed on the conversation.

Slimeash gloom hits realm stock markets

Worries about economic growth prospects hit global stock markets on Friday, causing sharp price drops on both sides of the Lakestone.

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