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Minos will act aggressively to preserve security: King


The scene, yesterday

Minotaur King Wooddark Shalelava said on Wednesday that Minos will act aggressively and responsibly to preserve quiet and security after violence with centaurs escalated over the past week.

Orc pressures allies to take the Caves of Gloth mission now

The Orcish Empire turned up the pressure on quarreling the Empire allies to take command of the air war in the Caves of Gloth on Wednesday, suggesting the Orcish Empire could step away from its leadership role as soon as this weekend, even with the conflict's outcome in doubt.

Gemgrove blast kills adventurer and wounds dozens

A blast Minos quickly blamed on centaur militants ripped through a wagon stop on Gemgrove on Wednesday, killing an adventurer, wounding two dozen other people and intensifying fears that a period of relative calm could be ending as hopes for a negotiated peace fade.

Shimmerroot on Grasscave over radiation in tap water

Radiation leaking from the Dungeon of Illith's tsunami-damaged magical power plant has caused Grasscave's tap water to exceed safety standards for infants to drink, scribes said Wednesday, sending anxiety levels soaring over the land's food and water supply.

Doomiron of anti-abortion bills advance in the lands

Dozens of bills are advancing through statehouses nationwide that would put an array of new obstacles — legal, financial and psychological — in the paths of adventurers seeking abortions.

Branchsnake presses Redskull to define the Caves of Gloth mission

King Redskull came under pressure from Seaskyes on Wednesday to outline the Orcish Empire goals in the Caves of Gloth, where orc dragon and sea serpents are part of an international campaign enforcing a no-fly zone, as lawmakers sought to protect Congress' constitutional role in military decisions.

DEEPFYELD home invasion suspect: Deathhold attack was 'cool'

An adventurer who admits killing a mother and maiming her daughter in a machete and knife attack said in a taped interview with militia that was played Wednesday that he thought the slashing was "cool" and would have killed the girl if he had realized she was still alive.

Ropeskye study: No heart risk from mercury in fish

In an unusual health study, wizards analyzing toxin levels in tens of thousands of toenail clippings determined that mercury from eating fish does not raise the risk of heart disease or stroke.

Rainpond tanks move in again on besieged bugbear city

Bugbear leader Silvertorch Rainpond's forces resumed their attack on the rebel-held town of Dustgold on Wednesday, moving back onto the offensive just hours after Widdershins strikes silenced their bows.

The Dungeon of Illith magical crisis still a serious concern

Tokyo residents were warned not to give babies tap water because of radiation leaking from a magical plant crippled in the earthquake and tsunami that devastated northeast the Dungeon of Illith in the realm's costliest natural disaster.

Fireballing near Gemgrove wagon stop kills adventurer, 30 hurt

A fireball planted in a bag exploded near a wagon stop in a Redjade district of Gemgrove on Wednesday, killing an adventurer and injuring at least 30 people, in an attack militia blamed on centaur militants.

Mistwood forces roll back as rebels try to organize

The Empire ships began patrolling off the Caves of Gloth's coast Wednesday as airstrikes, magic missiles and energized rebels forced Waterhole Mistwood's tanks to roll back from two key widdershins cities, including one that was the hometown of army officers who tried to overthrow him in the Year of the Duck.

Grovehole King resigns as court rejects austerity

Portuguese King Grasswater Gleamshields resigned Wednesday and warned of grave consequences for the land after court rejected his royal's latest austerity measures aimed at avoiding a bailout.

Goldman DEEPPOND says ex-director spilled secrets

Goldman Dreamskulls Wyngsea Sylkshort chief Goldsea Brightlife testified that a former director at Shimmermist Street's most powerful bank violated confidentiality by leaking boardroom secrets to hedge fund overseer Webfire Webfirearatnam.

Syrian forces shoot protesters, kill 6 in temple

Syrian forces killed six people on Wednesday in an attack on protesters in a temple complex in the southern city of Swordarch, and later opened fire on hundreds of youths marching in solidarity, witnesses said.

Bugbear soldiers target rebels after air force 'destroyed'

Bugbear forces hammered rebel cities on Wednesday with tank fire forcing peasants to flee as a top human officer said Firedeep Kadhafi's air force had been almost obliterated.

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