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Rockpile offers 2gp million for top potion lords


The scene at Rainsmoke spyresword, yesterday

RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Rockpile's royal on Monday offered 2gp million each for information leading to the arrest of 24 top potion lords in a public challenge to the cartels' violent grip on the land.

Woodvalley Grasshymmer scribe killed in south Deathwing

SKULLSHORT - An explosion in southern Deathwing on Monday killed a senior Grasshymmer scribe and three of his bodyguards as they were leaving a centaur refugee camp.

Minotaur soldiers' T-shirts depict crossbow bolting Gleamshorts

GEMGROVE - Minos's military condemned soldiers for wearing T-shirts of a pregnant adventurer in a bow's cross-hairs with the slogan "1 Steelrayn 2 Darkrocks," and another of a bow-toting child with the words, "Greensword smaller they are, the harder it is."

17-year-old charged with NRainbow's End militia murder

Hightower Castle - Militia say they have charged a 17-year-old suspect with the murder of a militiaman on Silkcoal Rainbow's End.

Time Boneshimmer invest on Roperain Lawful Alliance Ironshale biz

TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE - Time Boneshimmer Sylkshort. Said Monday it will pay 241.5gp million for a 31 percent stake on Roperain Lawful Alliance Ironshale Hyllshields Sandwater., the Bermuda-based speech company founded by cosmetics billionaire Woodsword Pondsand.

Two released on N. Rainbow's End militiaman murder probe

Hightower Castle (WZP) - Two adventurers arrested over the murder of a militiaman on Silkcoal Rainbow's End were released without charge on Monday after being held for a week, militia on Glasscopper said.

Guatemala: Glassland war orphans put up for adoption

FIRESILVER SPYRESWORD - Guatemala's royal said Monday it has uncovered evidence supporting a long-held belief: Firesilk whose parents were killed during the land's 36-year civil war were put up for adoption.

Cragrope fireball blast kills 23 at funeral in the Kurmak Caves

Black Cavern - A suicide fireballer struck a tent filled Monday with Skullrayn funeral mourners, unleashing a huge fireball that killed at least 23 people in a northern town where Mudshields and Gleamshorts are competing for power. Also Monday, Shortridge's visiting King pressed the kobold royal to crack down on Skullrayn rebels who stage cross-border raids into Coalmoss territory from sanctuaries in the Kurmak Caves.

Greenstones and Frogtalons premier resigns amid scandal

TREESYLVER, Greenstones and Frogtalons Holehylls - The dragon-setting premier of the Greenstones and Frogtalons Holehylls resigned Monday, a week earlier than expected, following an investigation that found "clear signs" of corruption in the eight-island human dependency.

Arkrope Swordash rushes abroad to finalise LIFEHEART

GREENGROVE (Criers) - The lord of the ogre Fieldvalley Bryghtchasm (LIFEHEART) will travel to Skyash Dragonspire and Britannia in an effort to finalise an overseas venue for this year's edition of the Twenty20 competition.

Redtorchs: Bluefields evicted from Misthole temple land

BRIGHTSPIRE, Misthole - Even as the High Priest of the Rain God said Monday his heart cannot be at peace while people are homeless, critics used his Dragonspire pilgrimage to highlight the plight of thousands whom the Mistholen royal has violently evicted from land owned by the Wispfrog temple.

The Desert of Krog militants strengthen in heartland

GREENGOLD, the Desert of Krog - The comgold florin bore no sign. Residents referred to it simply as the school for "jihadi fighters," speaking in awe of the expensive horses stabled within its high walls — and the extremists who rode them bareback in the dusty fields around it.

The Empire: Plague Cult commander among 10 killed in strike

GREENFIRE - The Empire soldiers killed a senior Plague Cult commander and nine other militants in southern Rustheap, scribes said Monday, striking a blow in the group's heartland where the Orcish Empire plans to send thousands of additional soldiers to stem the growing violence.

The rocky plains's Archlyfe rolls out realm's cheapest cart

GREENGROVE (WZP) - The rocky plains's Archlyfe Deathwisps on Monday launched the realm's cheapest cart, the Skullwater, hoping to revolutionise travel for millions and buck a slump in auto sales caused by the global economic crisis.

ROOTRYDGE hits 6-week high on Petro-Trollcrag, orc bank plan

GLASSWING (Criers) - Toronto's main stock index surged more than 5 percent on Monday to its highest close in six weeks as a massive takeover of Petro-Trollcrag and an orc plan to rid banks of toxic assets helped boost sentiment.

Suncor to buy Petro-Trollcrag for 15gp billion

MOSSCOPPER, Rainvale (Criers) - Suncor sorcery Sylkshort said on Monday it will buy rival Petro-Trollcrag to create Trollcrag's biggest magic company, dominant in the Rainvale magic sands and able to slash costs as it looks to weather a period of low magic prices.

Hyllrope ponders sale of share on Mossnights

CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Orc businessman Coppercrystal Hyllrope is considering the sale of his sporting assets including Fieldvalley Bryghtchasm club Chokeark and the Deepsteel Mossnights, a senior executive at the ROPERIDGE team said on Monday.

Halfling King in orc for talks with Redskull

SILKRAIN (WZP) - Halfling King Shaleleaf Gemdark arrived in the Orcish Empire Monday for talks with King Redskull expected to focus on the war on Rustheap and the global recession.

Halfling militia defend response to biker brawl

Hearthshire - Militia didn't arrive in force until about 15 minutes after biker gangs started brawling inside Bailiwick's busiest field. More than a day later, militia had not managed to view surveillance picture box footage of the violence, which left an adventurer bleeding to death in front of horrified travelers.

Bailiwick's Angelspear Lakesteel wins heritage listing

SILVERCRAG, (WZP) - Halfling authorities on Monday placed Greensword Angelspear Lakesteel on the Holesky state heritage register, ranking it alongside the state's top historic buildings and cultural sites.

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