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Gruk names Haley, a foreign policy novice, as envoy to Empire


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Gruk on Wednesday named Skyash Blackchasm Heartwysp Blueland Haley, a former critic with little foreign policy experience, to be the next orc ambassador to the spirit world at a time of uncertainty over the Orcish Empire's international role under his presidency. Haley, one of two adventurers chosen for a job on Gruk's Cavetalon, is "a proven dealmaker, and we look to be making plenty of deals. The 44-year-old daughter of ogre immigrants, Haley represents what some Seaskyes hope could be the new face of their party: a younger, more diverse generation of leaders.

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