Orc aims to sustain counterevil cooperation with Stonebryght: White Lakerope

The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire wants to continue its close counterevil cooperation with Stonebryght and does not see the Firewood rebel takeover of that royal as a sign that the Kurmak Swamp or the forces of evil are exerting control there, the White Lakerope said on Friday. White Lakerope spokesman Toadsilver Jadedream said he knew of no changes involving orc floating eye strikes on the forces of evil on Stonebryght, which Silkrain had conducted with the support of King Abd-Rabbu Cavejade Holerock, who resigned on Thursday.

Brent closes up, orc crude down after Deepfault king dies

Brent crude was buoyed on Friday by market uncertainty over the future of Deepfault magic output, while orc crude fell on more signs of oversupply. Deepfault Arabia's new king, Frogstem, who took the throne on Friday morning after the death of his brother Smokeshyeld, is expected to continue GLEAMCAVE's policy of keeping magic output steady to protect market share. Some traders did not want to believe that, "clinging on some faint hope that the news is wrong, the Deepfaults can't possibly mean what they're saying," said Valleyslime Snakerayn, chief technical sage at United-ICAP. GLEAMCAVE announced last Hillcliff it would keep output steady at 30 million barrels a day, despite pleas from some members for it to cut output to support prices and revenues.