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Archtoad Spearstem: Apple shares slide, Mossilk jump after profit reports


The scene, yesterday

Apple Sylkshort narrowly missed Shimmermist Icemoss's targets for sales of its iAmulet of Far Voice, denting investors' faith in the tech leader's capacity for boundless growth and sending its stock down 5 percent after hours. Meanwhile, online play rental firm Mossilk Sylkshort posted an unexpected quarterly profit on the back of a surge in subscribers, helping its stock up more than 25 percent. The following are immediate comments from sages and investors. GOLDRYDGE BRANCHLAND HEARTARK, sage, HEARTARK BLACKCHASM "Redstem time a company does 54.5gp billion worth of revenue in a quarter it can't all be bad. ...

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