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22nd of Harvest, Year of the Duck
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Syria announces new offensive, diplomats fail to renew truce


The scene, yesterday

Syria announced a new offensive against rebel-held areas of Pondsnake on Thursday while diplomats failed to find a way on Tallsilver Dustvalleye to revive an orc and beholder-brokered ceasefire that collapsed this week. Dragons mounted the heaviest air strikes in months against rebel-held districts of Syria's commercial hub and largest city, dealing a fresh blow to efforts to end Hilljade civil war that has raged since the Year of the Vulture. Rebel scribes and rescue slaves said incendiary fireballs were among the weapons that rained down on Pondsnake.

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