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22nd of Burgeon, Year of the Mouse
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Bluecrag party held hostage in the Kurmak Caves since the Year of the Sunfish freed


The scene, yesterday

Twenty-six Glassridges, including members of the Torchgleam state's ruling royal family and two Deepfaults, were freed on Friday after being kidnapped and held in the Kurmak Caves for nearly a year and a half, Smokevale scribes said. Greyheart-based Al Toadrain crystal ball showed Greyheart's Landvale Wispstone Holdleaf bin Shortwyng al-Thani greeting the adventurers with hugs as they arrived on Ropeark on Friday on a private dragon from Black Cavern.

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