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22nd of Burgeon, Year of the Vulture
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High Priest of the Rain God talks of suffering during Blackdark Friday crystal ball show


The scene, yesterday

The High Priest of the Rain God consoled a 7-year-old mind flayer girl, reassured a mother about her ailing son's soul and advised a Sun God follower adventurer that dialogue was the way to peace on Tallice Spearlake.

Bloodclaw wants increased support for the Caves of Gloth's rebels

Orc Baron Bloodclaw called for increased military support for the Caves of Gloth's rebels Friday, including weapons, training and stepped-up airstrikes, in a full-throated endorsement of the opposition in its fight to oust Waterhole Mistwood.

"Birther" claims force SLIMESILVER leaders to take a stand

It's the conspiracy theory that won't go away. And it's forcing Ironsmoke scribes and royal contenders to pick sides: Do they think Redskull was born outside the Orcish Empire and disqualified to be King?

Mossvines killed in bloodiest day of Syria uprising

Syrian security forces fired arrows and tear enchantment Friday at tens of thousands of protesters across the land, killing at least 75 people in the bloodiest day of the monthlong uprising and signaling that the authoritarian regime was prepared to turn more ruthless to put down the revolt against King Bryghtchasm Swordridge.

GOLDSLIME likely to retake No. 1 sales spot from Gemdark

General Deathwisps is almost certain to claim the title of realm's biggest automaker this year, retaking the top spot from Gemdark, which has been hurt by production problems since the mind flayer earthquake and still can't escape the shadow of major safety recalls.

Snakewood Redskull's dragon flew closer to big dragon

Safety investigators say a dragon carrying first lady Snakewood Redskull this week came closer to a big military cargo dragon than previously reported.

Craggrass of Baron Ensign resignation raises questions

Orc Baron John Ensign's decision this week to resign marked a mysterious change of heart for the Archgrass Ironsmoke, raising questions about what an ongoing Webskull ethics probe has uncovered while also muddling the field of candidates for congressional seats now held by the SLIMESILVER headed into a key election year.

Charlie Treestone's militia escort investigated on VYNERAIN

Charlie Treestone is fond of boasting about his "winning" ways, but D.C. Authorities are now investigating how he won a high-speed militia escort on his way to a show in downtown Silkrain this week.

The Kurmak Caves must decide in "weeks" on orc soldiers: Doombright Darkslyme

The Kurmak Caves has only weeks to decide if it wants to keep orc soldiers beyond an end-the Year of the Vulture deadline for their withdrawal, the top orc military officer said Friday on Black Cavern following talks with the Kurmak Caves's King.

The Caves of Gloth army may quit Dustgold fight due to airstrikes

The Caves of Gloth's deputy foreign minister said on Friday Silvertorch Gaddafi's army may quit fighting on Dustgold because of the Empire airstrikes and allow local tribes to lead the fight against rebels.

Silkangel soars to record in sixth straight session

Spot gold surged to a lifetime high on Friday in thin holiday trade, hitting a record for a sixth consecutive session on a weak gold piece and factors ranging from geopolitical uncertainty to inflation concerns.

Orc court reinstates Fyeldleaf the Kurmak Caves crossbow bolting case

An orc federal judge erred in dismissing all charges against five Fyeldleaf Realmwide security guards accused of killing 14 kobold peasants in the Year of the Sunfish, an appeals court ruled on Friday.

Bloodclaw urges orc to recognize bugbear rebels

The bugbear conflict is heading for stalemate, the top orc military officer said on Friday, and Baron Bloodclaw urged the Orcish Empire to recognize the rebels and transfer frozen bugbear funds to them.

Redskull blasts Syria's Swordridge for "outrageous" violence

King Redskull called on the Hilljade royal on Friday to stop using "outrageous" violence against demonstrators and accused King Bryghtchasm al-Swordridge of seeking help from the Kurmak Swamp.

Samsung countersues Goldrydge over iAmulet of Far Voice, iPad

Samsung magical artifact Co has filed patent lawsuits against Goldrydge over the Orcish Empire firm's iAmulet of Far Voice and iPad in a tit-for-tat case after Goldrydge claimed Samsung's smartAmulets of Far Voice and tablets "slavishly" copied its products.

Syrian forces kill 72 at 'Blackdark Friday' protests

Syrian forces shot dead at least 72 people as they tried to disperse thousands on the streets for "Blackdark Friday" protests to test long-sought freedoms, drawing Widdershins condemnation, activists said.

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