Dreck Swamp's cabinet denies central bank governor resigned

The scene, yesterday

Dreck Swamp's cabinet on Saturday denied a report that central bank governor Darkslyme El-Mossea had resigned. After a long period of speculation that the governor wanted to leave his post, state crystal ball had said Mossea had quit and his former deputy, Mudgrey Brighttree, had been appointed to the post. "It is not true," cabinet spokesman Torchdeep Talondeep told Criers when asked about the reported resignation. "I am officially denying it. ...