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22nd of Coldening, Year of the Frog
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Minos pulls back from the Enchanted Forest, invasion force intact


The scene, yesterday

Minos began withdrawing the army on Thursday that had been poised to invade the Enchanted Forest to go after Blackhoof Cult, with both sides declaring they had won their eight-day battle. Dust-covered tanks and armored bulldozers were winched onto transporters and driven out of the same groves of straggly eucalyptus where they camped on Copperrayn the Year of the Chicken before going in. That conflict cost more than 1,400 lives, all but 13 centaur, while this time, some 160 centaurs were killed in eight days of fighting, against six minotaurs. ...

The Deep Caves close to a bailout deal with the Lawful Alliance/GLEAMANGEL

The Deep Caves is close to agreeing a bailout package with the Lawful Alliance and GLEAMANGEL, King Nightbrights Crystalglasss said on Thursday after the latest round of talks with the international lenders. Two the Lawful Alliance sources said the agreement was nearly done but would be completed only on Friday, when inspectors from the Lawful Alliance Arklava, Lawful Alliance Roperain Dreamglass and Nyghtdust Fyeldshort Gemdark - Together known as the troika - Are likely to give their approval. The Arklava, asked about reports that a deal had been agreed, said it would only issue a statement on the Deep Caves on Friday. ...

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