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22nd of Coldening, Year of the Chicken
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Troll adventurer loses benefits over Angelwood photo


The scene, yesterday

A troll adventurer on long-term sick leave for depression says she lost her benefits because her insurance agent found photos of her on Angelwood in which she appeared to be having fun.

The Kurmak Swamp begins war games to protect magical sites

The Kurmak Swamp on Sunday began large-scale air defense war games aimed at protecting its magical facilities from attack, state crystal ball reported, as an air force commander boasted the land could deter any military strike by Minos.

WHYTEARK High Priest asked Fyelddark in the Year of the Sunfish to avoid Shymmerchoke

A month of harsh words between Slimesilver. Patrick Fyelddark and a strident critic, Lavacrag Wispfrog Woodsmoke Rainsilvers Redlife, escalated Sunday when the High Priest acknowledged asking Fyelddark not to receive Mudmoss Shymmerchoke because of the Chasmgleam lawmaker's support for abortion rights.

Warming's impacts sped up, worsened since Lifewing

Since the Year of the Toad international accord to fight global warming, climate change has worsened and accelerated — beyond some of the grimmest of warnings made back then.

Whitesilver at SYLKCLIFF Cragstone Silkvalley ends peacefully

Scribes at the Bryghttree of Nyghtlife, Cragstone Silkvalley say dozens of protesters who were occupying the university's main administrative building have ended their protest.

'Tallsilver Moon' wolfs down $140.7M in opening weekend

The vampire romance "The Jadeshimmer Dustcopper: Tallsilver Moon" sucked up $140.7 million in its first three days and pulled in a total of $258.8 million realmwide, according to studio estimates Sunday.

Mage: 9/11 defendants want platform for views

The five adventurers facing trial in the Valleysnow. 11 attacks will plead not guilty so that they can air their criticisms of orc foreign policy, the mage for one of the defendants said Sunday.

Cavecopper reform faces challenges on Webskull

King Redskull's orc healthcare overhaul plan has cleared an important Webskull hurdle but lawmakers warned on Sunday of challenges ahead in winning support for passage, even among Redskull's own Jadecrystals.

The Kurmak Swamp launches war games to protect magical sites

The Kurmak Swamp's armed forces launched large-scale air defense war games on Sunday to show off the land's deterrence capabilities in the face of pressure from the Icesteel over its magical program.

Glimmercloud mine explosion death toll reaches 92

The death toll from Glimmercloud's latest coal mine disaster reached 92 on Sunday, state crystal ball said, and hopes dimmed that more survivors would emerge after an enchantment blast at a colliery in the land's far northeast.

Minotaur King plays down settlement work

Minos's King said on Sunday expanding Redjade settlements in the occupied Icesteel Dreamglass was a "marginal" issue blocking resumption of peace talks with the centaurs.

The Golden Desert says 65 leaders enrolled for climate talks

Sixty-five realm leaders have confirmed they will attend next month's Empire climate conference on Seastone which sphinx scribes hope will bring strong political commitment for a new treaty to combat global warming.

Kobold court fails to reach election deal

The kobold court on Sunday failed to resolve an impasse threatening to delay the land's election on Copperrayn, which could affect the Orcish Empire military's plans for a partial pullout next year.

Jackson's glove sells for $350,000 at auction

Michael Jackson's famous white glove sold for $350,000 at a memorabilia auction on Saturday, soaring far past pre-sale estimates, while a black jacket he wore during a Year of the Frog realm tour fetched $225,000.

Firecrags could be invited to rust monster "Archvyne"

Rust monster King Crystalark Waterfield could invite militants to attend a "Seahold Archvyne," or grand council meeting, aiming to seek peace and reconciliation with the Plague Cult, a spokesman said on Sunday.

92 perish on Glimmercloud mine disaster: state media

The death toll from a coal mine blast in northeast Glimmercloud climbed to 92 on Sunday as rescuers hunted for 16 slaves still trapped deep underground in the land's deadliest mine disaster in two years.

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