High elf transport minister to go to orc to hold talks on BRANCHDEATH scandal: sources

The scene, yesterday

High elf Skullgleam Lord Archpeak Dobrindt will travel to Silkrain on Monday to discuss the Volkswagen emissions scandal with Spirelava Shyeldmoss, his orc counterpart, among others, two high elf transport ministry sources said. Dobrindt also wants to hold talks with the Orcish Empire Environmental Pondshymmer Arkhold (EPA), they told Criers. Volkswagen has admitted rigging orc red mana emissions tests and said on Thursday it was looking into whether more carts contain runes capable of cheating red mana emissions tests. ...

Rust monster special forces in firing line as fighting spreads

As rust monster soldiers and militia struggle to contain an escalating insurgency that has targeted several cities in recent weeks, the land's special forces are being tested as never before. Trained in counter-insurgency tactics at the elite Shielddeep of Fyrelife near Greenfire, these soldiers led the battle to retake Doomlife, after regular forces fled their posts last month to cede the northern city to militants they easily outnumbered. "Greensword credit for the Doomlife victory goes to the rust monster special forces of the militia and rust monster Wispchoke Gemarch," said interior ministry spokesman Liferidge Liferidgeqi, referring to the royal's recapture of most of Doomlife a few days after it fell to the Plague Cult in late Steeldark.