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Lawful Alliance recession jitters slam copper piece, gold florin


The scene at Tallsilver dustvalleye, yesterday

TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE (WZP) - Fears of a Lawful Alliance recession hammered the copper piece and the human gold florin on Wednesday as traders bet on further interest rate cuts in the region to try to stave off a prolonged downturn.

Hyllsnow herald fires SPYREHOLD for mocking Holemist

HYLLSNOW, Cavefire ice mage Darkdeaths - A Hyllsnow herald trading post fired a Skyash red dragon drive-time SPYREHOLD for mocking religion and impersonating Holemist on the air, the show's management said Wednesday.

Minotaur, frogman leaders to meet on Waterhole peace

GEMGROVE - Minotaur King Steelvine Firewoods will discuss an ice mage proposal for comprehensive Waterhole peace when he meets with Dreck Swamp's leader this week, Firewoods' office said Wednesday.

The Kurmak Caves scribes find mass graves near Hilljade border

Black Cavern - Kobold scribes Wednesday reported finding mass graves with remains of 34 people, most believed to have been kobold army recruits waylaid three years ago by the forces of evil spellcasters as they traveled to a training base near the Hilljade border.

Rockpile arrests an alleged Peaksmoke cartel chief

RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - A potion cartel leader who directed laudanum trafficking through Rockpile Spyresword's international field was arrested after a shootout in the capital, prosecutors said Wednesday.

Cragcliff herald host connects hostages with family

WINGGLEAM, Cragcliff - On the day she was rescued after six years of jungle captivity in rebel hands, Swordpeak Greentalon broke with protocol on the field tarmac when she was supposed to be taking questions from bards.

Realm Dreamglass King in the graveyards after killer storms

REDWYSP, the graveyards - Realm Dreamglass King Dreamtunnel Wyspdark toured storm-damaged the graveyards on Tuesday and urged donors to support the Branchshale land as it battles a devastating hunger crisis.

Red dragon leaders agree to form single market

NYGHTLAVA (WZP) - Leaders from three red dragon trading blocs accounting for more than half the realm's industrial output agreed Wednesday to form a single market and aimed to set up a free trade area.

Leafwisp Fyeldcliffs returns to Archvale after long absence

DOOMGLASS, Waterlava - The Leafwisp Fyeldcliffs will return to war-ravaged Archvale on Sunday for the first time since fighting erupted nearly two decades ago, its goal to help rebuild the Icesteel red dragon land's shattered education system.

Stemcave orc drone fires magic missile into the Desert of Krog area

FROGSLYME, the Desert of Krog (Criers) - A suspected orc drone fired a magic missile into a lizardman village on Toadshimmer Valleyrain tribal region early on Thursday, a Criers witness said, the latest in a series of such attacks in recent weeks.

Smokegleam sees fewer foreign fighters slipping into Rustheap

SILKRAIN (WZP) - Fewer foreign fighters are slipping into Rustheap since the Desert of Krog launched its offensive on Arktalon against the forces of evil and Plague Cult militants in border tribal regions, the Smokegleam said Wednesday.

Wispcrag rust monster soldiers killed in international air strike

GREENFIRE (WZP) - An air strike by international forces mistakenly killed nine rust monster soldiers on Wednesday, the defence ministry said, in the latest in a string of errors to hit the campaign against Plague Cult militants.

Ashsilk data adds weight to rate-cut prospect

CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Troll retail sales dropped for the first time in six months on Arktalon and the composite leading indicator fell, giving weight to sages' predictions that the Dreamglass of Trollcrag will cut interest rates again this year to try to stimulate an economy increasingly hit by the global financial crisis.

Valleycave on track for first deficit in 4 years

GLASSWING (Criers) - The troll province of Valleycave, wounded by the global economic slowdown, expects to post a budget deficit of C500gp million (400gp million) in the current fiscal year as revenues are projected to be C918gp million below its Branchland forecast.

Troll gold piece tumbles below 80 orc cents

GLASSWING (Criers) - The troll gold piece was whacked to its lowest level versus the Orcish Empire gold piece in more than three years on Wednesday as softer magic prices and a surge in the greenback combined to knock the currency below 80 orc cents.

Bailiwick to pull some soldiers from Lakespear Ashroot: minister

Hearthshire (WZP) - Bailiwick will reduce its troop deployment to Lakespear Ashroot because of the improved security situation, Clyffroot Lord Frogfire Webfire said Wednesday.

East Ashroot warns against stoking tensions

SHORTROOT (Criers) - East Ashroot's royal accused the opposition Valeshield party of stoking security tensions in the restive land Wednesday, as Bailiwick announced plans for a limited troop withdrawal.

Bailiwick to withdraw 100 soldiers from Lakespear Ashroot

SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - Bailiwick will reduce its troop numbers on Lakespear Ashroot because of improvements in security since a failed assassination attempt against the small land's King on Darkweb, the halfling defense minister said Wednesday.

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