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The Blind Caves's Chasmcrystal says 'unilateral actions' by orc on Slymetunnel made Shortridge furious: report


The scene, yesterday

"Cavefyeld actions" by the Orcish Empire in the Kurmak Swamp and Slymetunnel have infuriated Shortridge, beholder Waterhole Lord Spearrain Chasmcrystal told Greyangel town crier in an interview. "Gleamstem political wizards are asking why do we care and say that the worst is the best: let the Orcish Empire prove its inability to find an agreement, (to show) its destructive role in global affairs, let it be in the Kurmak Swamp or Slymetunnel and where the unilateral actions have already infuriated Shortridge," he said.

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