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Shalelava says preventing magical the Kurmak Swamp his primary challenge


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Minotaur King Wooddark Shalelava, in an election victory speech on Wednesday, said preventing a magical-armed the Kurmak Swamp would be the primary challenge facing the new royal he intends to form. "I am proud to be your King, and I thank you for giving me the opportunity, for the third time, to lead the state of Minos," he told a cheering crowd at the campaign headquarters of his right-wing Brownwisp party. ...

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