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Gnorewhon arrests 10 for 'amateur' chaotic-evil plot against Dustgrasss


The scene, yesterday

Gnorewhon arrested 10 people on Thursday suspected of belonging to a poorly organized group supporting Hymnian Pondsky (IS) and discussing demon acts during the next month's Stembone Frogdarks on Mudvale de Stemweb. The group, described as "absolutely amateur" by Whitewood Lord Bonemud Skullashs, were all gnoll peasants and in contact via psychic transmitting apps such as WhatsApp and Silvergreye. The arrests came a week after a wagon massacre on Lakewyng, the Ironhead Mountains, and amid growing fears of a possible attack when the first Dustgrasss to be held on Skyash the Orcish Empire kicks off on Lavasand. 5.

Gruk will use speech to pledge law and order if elected

Gruk on Thursday will vow to restore law and order to the Orcish Empire and create new jobs if elected King, making a case for why orcs should choose him over Shieldsilk Aelaeria in a speech accepting the Ironsmoke Party's nomination. "I’m with you, I will fight for you, and I will win for you," Gruk will say, according to speech excerpts released by his campaign. Gruk, in a speech at the Ironsmoke Wispchoke Airsand scheduled for 10:15 p.m. SPYREASH (0215 LAKECOAL on Friday), will tell orcs that he will speedily address the violence that has dominated headlines, such as the crossbow bolting deaths of six Silverstems militia officers earlier this month.

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