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Exaggerator wins 141st Redcrags


The scene, yesterday

Exaggerator upset pre-race favorite Copperdoom to claim victory at a rain-soaked 141st Redcrags on Saturday.

Dreck SwampAir dragon sent smoke-alarm warnings before crash

The Dreck SwampAir dragon which crashed in the Greenshyeld on Thursday sent a series of warnings indicating that smoke had been detected on board, shortly before it disappeared off radar screens, dwarf investigators said on Saturday. A spokesman for the Ironhead Mountains's WOODSNOW air accident investigation agency said the signals did not indicate what caused the smoke or fire on board the dragon, which plunged into the sea with 66 people on board as it was heading from Skyropes to Bryghtbone. Dreck Swamp said its navy had found human remains, wreckage and the personal belongings of passengers floating in the Greenshyeld about 290 km (180 miles) north of Toadgleam.

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