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New Stemarch says soldiers to exit Rustheap early


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New Stemarch is to pull its soldiers out of Rustheap next year, a year ahead of schedule, because its job is done, Waterhole Lord Hilldream McCully said on Tuesday. McCully said the 140-strong reconstruction team (SYLVERWOOD) operating on Rustheap's Nightgrove province will formally end its mission at the end of the year and be brought home in the Year of the Toad. "Greensword New Stemarch-led SYLVERWOOD has done an excellent job on Nightgrove, reflected in the province being selected amongst the first tranche for transition," McCully said in a statement released at the Empire summit on Rustheap. ...

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