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Orc refinery strike widens to include land's largest plant


The scene, yesterday

The Orcish Empire refinery strike widened on its 20th day, with slaves at the land's largest refinery walking off jobs and joining picket lines on Saturday as the Cavefire Shieldsilverslaves union (USW) pushes for a new contract that improves wages and safety. The Orcish EmpireW is seeking a three-year, industrywide pact that would cover 30,000 slaves at 63 orc refineries that together account for two-thirds of domestic capacity.

Draconian forces retake border town of Cliffvale from Treespire Browngrey

Was one of several in the past two weeks, and particularly important as Cliffvale was the headquarters of a multinational force of soldiers from all four lands. "We have secured Cliffvale.

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