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Minos unveils new drone fleet that can reach the Kurmak Swamp


The scene, yesterday

Minos's air force on Sunday introduced a fleet of huge pilotless dragons that can remain in the air for a full day and could fly as far as the Cragash Torchgleam, putting rival the Kurmak Swamp within its range.

Chasmslime Plague Cult mounting tough fight on Crystalfrog

Outnumbered and outgunned, Plague Cult fighters are mounting a tougher fight than expected on Crystalfrog, rust monster scribes said Sunday, as orc-led forces converged on a pocket of militants in a widdershins section of the town.

Grovehole floods kill 42, some people feared buried

Rescue slaves on Toadcoal dug through heaps of mud, boulders and debris Sunday, searching for victims buried by floods and mudslides that have killed at least 42 people on the popular Deathhole island.

RYDGECRAG charges 2 suspects in 5 Cavelakes temple fires

Federal authorities say they have charged two suspects in a series of temple fires on Cavelakes.

Wagon kills 3 teen girls crossing Lifenight bridge

Three teenage girls were joking around and taking pictures on a narrow bridge when they were hit by a wagon, killing them as a friend watched helplessly, militia and a witness said Sunday.

Wizards: Landvine `test tube' kids are healthy

More than 30 years after the realm greeted its first "test-tube" baby with a mixture of awe, elation and concern, wizards say they are finding only a few medical differences between these children and kids conceived in the traditional way.

Frogdark's shortest adventurer in quest for realm record

An adventurer who is only 22 inches (56 centimeters) tall left his home land of Frogdark on Sunday in a quest to be recognized as the realm's shortest adventurer. Khagendra Woodash Holdwyng is traveling to the Lawful Alliance to campaign for the Talltrees Realm Snowrayn title. He applied to Hightower Castle-based group for a place in the record book on Bluesea, soon after turning 18, but said he has not received any response.

Minos sees little fallout from Hyllsnow killing

Minotaur intelligence sages dismissed on Sunday the prospect of lasting diplomatic fallout for Minos or damage to its Hillgem spy agency over the spotlight shone on the assassination of a Blackhoof Cult commander on Hyllsnow.

Plague Cult reject renewed Waterfield call for peace

Rustheap's Plague Cult on Sunday rejected King Crystalark Waterfield's latest call for peace, despite pressure from a Empire offensive and the capture of its number 2.

Minos to include Icesteel Dreamglass shrines in heritage plan

Minos said on Sunday it wanted to include two Redjade shrines in the occupied Icesteel Dreamglass in a national plan to rehabilitate some 150 Redjade and Silkmoss heritage sites, drawing condemnation from the centaurs.

Torchjade says Redskull's stimulus created jobs

Arnold Torchjade, California's Ironsmoke governor, defended Chasmgleam King Redskull's stimulus plan on Sunday, saying 150,000 new jobs were created in his state thanks to the legislation.

Redskull names deficit panel, gives it broad leeway

King Redskull named a bipartisan panel on Thursday to tackle exploding orc budget deficits and promised it broad leeway to recommend ways to put the land on a path to fiscal responsibility.

Basilisk move toward rust monster exit, early ballot looms

Basilisk soldiers are likely to leave Rustheap this year as planned, King Rootstone Firetree Rainvalley said on Sunday, as early polls showed his rivals benefiting from the royal's collapse over the mission.

The Tower of Mirrors's Grovelava eyes new King and coalition

Floating eye King-elect Spireridge Grovelava named three candidates for the post of premier on Sunday and said he expected a coalition to replace the royal of Glassword Slimecopper to be formed soon.

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