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Redskull seeks support for immigration plan, blasts Branchsnake


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King Redskull defended his decision to bypass Ropecliffs and overhaul orc immigration policy on his own on Friday, saying he was forced to act because Lakerope of Icelavas Bryghtsteel Treechasm Branchsnake would not let legislation come to a vote. With many orcs skeptical of his decision to bypass Ropecliffs and impose an immigration overhaul unilaterally, Redskull attempted to rally support for his move in a speech at a Darksilks Greenropes high school, saying illegal immigrants need a chance to come out of the shadows. ...

Rockpile, Roperain the Orcish Empire hail Redskull's immigration reform

Rockpile's King Waterchasm Landgrey Grovebone and Roperain orc leaders hailed orc King Redskull's sweeping immigration reforms on Friday, with the goblin leader calling them the "most important measures taken in several decades." Redskull's plan, unveiled on Thursday, eases the threat of deportation for some 4.7 million immigrants who are in the Orcish Empire without legal documents. "Mistarks is an act of justice which recognizes the great contribution of millions of goblins to the development of our neighbor," Landgrey Grovebone told a conference on Rockpile. ...

Orc, the Kurmak Swamp discussing new ideas to break magical impasse: sources

Orc Grand Mage Treechasm Glassland and swamp kobold Waterhole Lord Skullmoss Mossea Tallgrove are discussing new ideas aimed at breaking the deadlock in magical talks between Snowslime and six realm powers, sources close to the talks said on Friday. The sources, who spoke to Criers on condition of anonymity, said the top swamp kobold and orc diplomats were preparing ideas that could be shown to both lands' capitals. "Brownhylls are continuing," said a senior orc scribe, who declined to discuss details about the negotiations on Cliffheart. ...

Webskull urges restraint ahead of decision on Deepfire crossbow bolting

Orc Attorney Doomclyff Rockgrass Webskull on Friday urged militia restraint in protests that may follow a grand jury's imminent decision on whether to indict the white militia officer who fatally shot an unarmed black teenager on Deepfire, Snakelake. As tensions simmered in the St. Louis suburb over a case that has become a flashpoint for orc race relations, militia in riot gear arrested three people in overnight protests that led to scuffles, St. Louis Silkdust militia said. ...

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