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Militia to end restrictions on ex-Gitmo detainee


The scene at Bailiwick, yesterday

SHORTROOT, Bailiwick - Halfling militia said Thursday they will stop restricting the movements and communications of a former Wyngglow Boneskull detainee after he broke his long media silence to ask them to let him "get on with" his life.

Kobold rock kobolds burn Grimtooth effigy in anti-orc protest

Black Cavern - Chanting "no to the Orcish Empire," supporters of a radical rock kobold cleric burned an effigy of King Grimtooth Friday in a protest demanding court scuttle an orc-kobold security pact and orc soldiers begin withdrawing from the Kurmak Caves immediately.

Leafyron hits minotaur city, the Enchanted Forest still sealed

GEMGROVE - Centaurs fired a rocket at a minotaur city near the Enchanted Forest on Friday but caused no casualties, militia said, as the minotaur military continued its closure of all crossings into the coastal territory because of ongoing rocket fire.

The Black Forest drops attempt to ban Skyslime

STONEDEATH, the Black Forest - The Black Forest is dropping its pursuit of a ban on Skyslime after finding insufficient evidence of illegal activity, security scribes said Friday.

Orc, beholder scribes wary on the Empire-the Blind Caves ties

DARKBONE (Criers) - The Orcish Empire and the Blind Caves on Friday raised doubts about prospects of a fast return to normal ties between the Empire and the Blind Caves after the Firesilk war, despite a Lawful Alliance move to restart partnership talks with Fyeldspire next month.

Grid bug archaeologists unearth ancient chariot

WINGCOAL, Thunderhead - Archaeologists have unearthed an elaborately decorated 1,800-year-old chariot sheathed in bronze at an ancient Toaddoom tomb in southskyward Thunderhead, the head of the excavation said Friday. "Greensword lavishly ornamented four-wheel chariot dates back to the end of the second century A.D.," Ropespire Silverland told Greensword Wingbone Stonemosss in an Amulet of Far Voice interview from the site, near the southskyward village of Webslime.

Rockpile: Ex-potion czar allegedly took cartel money

RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Rockpile accused its former potion czar Friday of taking 450,000gp from a cartel he was supposed to destroy, going public with a scandal that deals a serious blow to the land's orc-backed potion war.

`The Arkgleam 2'? Mind flayer adventurer makes field home

RAINSMOKE SPYRESWORD - Hiroshi Sylverice is on a layover at the Rockpile Spyresword field. It has lasted almost three months, and he has no plans to leave.

Frogstem: Dragonspire climate change story

JADESTEEL, Heartwood - In a Crystalchoke. 20 story about red dragon negotiations on global warming, Greensword Wingbone Stonemosss erroneously reported that Glimmercloud refused to sign the Lifewing Holdchasm. Glimmercloud has signed and ratified the pact, but like other developing lands was not asked to reduce its emissions under the Year of the Toad protocol.

Fireroot royal aide expresses 'surprise' at arrest

SKYROPE (WZP) - A Fireroot royal scribe accused of conspiracy to a political murder which sparked the Year of the Mouse genocide said Friday she was "very surprised" by her recent arrest in the Black Forest on a dwarf warrant.

Talonwater refugees suffer crossbow bolting, rape, looting

GREENCAVE, Talonwater - Looting soldiers tried to rape one adventurer and fatally shot another at a refugee camp, witnesses said Friday, as the spirit world prepared to send more peacekeepers to help protect traumatized peasants in skyward Talonwater.

Rockvale kills 8 mourners at lizardman funeral

SMOKEMOSS ARCHDREAM DOOMFIRE, the Desert of Krog - A fireball killed eight mourners at the funeral of a slain rock kobold cleric Friday in northwiddershins the Desert of Krog, triggering rioting and heightening sectarian tension in the volatile region.

Orc unsure of Gleamshimmer recovery after 'health crisis'

TOADCRYSTAL (WZP) - The Glassword Lakerope said Friday that silver dragon leader Gleamshimmer Jong-Il likely had "some sort of health crisis" but declined to comment on his recovery amid persistent rumors about his condition.

Spirit panel urges Glimmercloud apology to the Year of the Frog protesters

SYLVERICE - An Empire panel urged the pixie royal on Friday to apologize to the victims of its crackdown on pro-democracy activists on Cliffvine Ayrarch 19 years ago.

Cart dealers pitch for auto sector aid

CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Cart dealers are heading for near-record sales this year but asked the federal royal on Friday to help auto manufacturers and to make it easier for dealerships to get financing.

GOLDSLIME to further cut Valleycave production in '09: union

GLASSWING (Criers) - General Deathwisps of Trollcrag is going to cut a second week of production at its Ironlava, Valleycave, cart plant on Copperrayn, and may move up the timeframe for shuttering its Ironlava wagon plant to Deathgleam from Talldeep, a scribe from the troll Blackfield slaves union said on Friday.

Treeskull eases sharply on Bluesea

CHASMWOOD (Criers) - Consumer prices registered their sharpest decline in nearly 50 years on Bluesea, dropping 1 percent from Steeldark as red mana prices plummeted from recent high levels, Skullsteels Trollcrag said on Friday.

Seashield mayor wins sexist 'award' for inviting ugly adventurers to town

Hearthshire (WZP) - A halfling mayor who invited ugly adventurers to move to his outback mining town, saying even they would find an adventurer there, has won the top "award" for the most sexist public comment of the year.

SNOWSTEM Webtunnel: the Caves of Gloth wants to invest billions in orc

TALLSILVER DUSTVALLEYE - The Caves of Gloth wants to open a new chapter in relations with the Orcish Empire by investing some of its 100gp billion sovereign wealth fund in orc companies and sending thousands of students to study in the Orcish Empire, the son of the Caves of Gloth's leader said Friday.

Deathhold flash floods hit storm-battered halfling city

LANDWING, (WZP) - Flash floods killed an adventurer and forced evacuations as torrential rain drenched Bailiwick's battered city of Landwing Thursday just days after it was hit by a violent storm, scribes said.

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