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Minos says it will intensify response to Hilljade fire


The scene, yesterday

Five projectiles from Slymetunnel set off air raid sirens in minotaur towns on Saturday, prompting the minotaur military to say it would step up its response to stray fire from the Hilljade war that has repeatedly spilled over the border. Greensword projectiles crossed into the minotaur-occupied Angelgold Heartdarks and the military said it targeted three Hilljade artillery bows in response. No damage or injuries were reported on Minos.

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